Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Fran Lebowitz
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  1. Happiness [is] only real when shared - Jon Krakauer

  2. That's what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable. - Deb Caletti

  3. I may not always be with you But when we're far apart Remember you will be with me Right inside my heart - Marc Wambolt

  4. Then I discovered that being related is no guarantee of love! - Stieg Larsson

  5. But grief makes a monster out of us sometimes .. . and sometimes you say and do things to the people you love that you can't forgive yourself for. - Melina Marchetta

More Quotes By Fran Lebowitz
  1. Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

  2. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

  3. Think before you speak. Read before you think.

  4. There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.

  5. If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

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